Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The ass gains better be worth it
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