got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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