I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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