I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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