Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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