Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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