having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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