I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
my phone needs a breathalizer
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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