thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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