Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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