I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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