I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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