I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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