I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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