I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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