Do you still have your period?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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