So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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