Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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