no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
