He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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