I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
be right there i have to get my cape
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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