would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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