Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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