When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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