Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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