what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Randomize
