you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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