also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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