who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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