i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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