I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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