Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize