ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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