I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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