there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just forgot I was standing up.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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