Small penises have feelings too.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.