Sober January is a disaster.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"