i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.