His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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