And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
