im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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