So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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