I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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