dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Edward fifth and chaser hands
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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