Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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