what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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