he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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