wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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