absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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