Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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