This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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