i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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