So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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