you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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