NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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