24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
