dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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