on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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