Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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