I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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