Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.