I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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