she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
This baby is an asshole
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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